Advice to Girls
August 16th, 2005
Historically, guys are the ones famous, or infamous, for presenting some of the worst pick-attempts in history. Recently I’ve been privy to some from the female side, although not directed at myself (thank goodness.) Sadly, all these are true, and you’ll probably end up wondering where in the world I been hanging out. These all took place in relatively normal, out-about-town environments. So, girls, Ways Not to Pick Up Guys:
- Sticking your finger in his butt while walking past
- Getting ragingly drunk and bitching about getting just kicked out of some other bar for being too drunk
- Giving him a “Purple Nurple”
- “My husband just got out of jail, and we’ve decided we’re swingers. What are you doing tonight?”
- Having a farting contest
- Lactating in his drink
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