TXT Quotes
August 12th, 2006
My phone’s been a little slow on the UI (User Interface) side lately, occasionally freezing up for a few seconds in the course of standard use. After digging a bit, I noticed that I had a metric shit-ton of TXT messages sitting around in both my inbox and outbox, so I went through and deleted most of them in hopes of remedying the problem. Completely out of context, I present a select few I just couldn’t resist the urge to share:
“Mooning, the brief flashing of ones bottom to others, is an instinctual behavior inherited from monkeys.”
“Hope is determination manifest.”
“If televsion’s a babysitter, the internet’s a drunk librarian who won’t shut up.”
“Using a feather is kinky … using the whole chicken is perverted.”
“Actually, it’s not the first week of celibacy that’s hard. It’s the subsequent years.”
“I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation. – George Bernard Shaw.”
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